1-Onomatopoeias are a real turn on
2-You remember the day you learned the phrase "brand spanking new"
3-You read the book The Whipping Boy to do a book report in elementary school
4-You remember the first time someone slapped you on the ass playfully
5-Two words "The Secretary"
6-Two more words "Corner time"
7-You know what "Vanilla", "OTK", and "Bratting" mean
8-You know what a brush from the Vermont Country Store is good for, and you've perused the site.
9-The word discipline makes you swoon
10-You rent a movie because of a few seconds of spanking in a scene
11-You've tried self spanking
12-You know what ping pong is really for
13-You have more to add to this list