Okay so I have some stories that I have yet to catch you up on, but this happened last night, and was too good not to blog about.
When I was in elementary school there was a boy I had a crush on, we shall call him Mark. Now Mark is your typical Nerdy guy. Sweet, quirky, knows everything about everything. Lets put it this way, in fifth grade, his friends and him both played pokemon and made up parodies about Kenneth Starr, how many 10 year olds had a clue who Kenneth Starr was?
Anyway. We dated at age 10, he was my first kiss, he thought it was yucky and I dumped him-- Oh 10 year olds and their dramas.
So athe last time I saw him I was 12, and after 8 years of not seeing him, we reconnect through the wonder of Facebook, and we meet up. We hit up a bar, get to talking, and I know, I just know I will end up talking about TTWD, I just can't help it, Imma freak, (in the best way possible) I ask him if he'd ever seen Secretary Oh, please let him be a closet spanko like me. I think.
"Nope, but I bet I can guess what it is about in three guesses or less."
I told him its about the BDSM world.
"So how long have you been into that?" He asks
Oh shit, he's on to me. I never said I was into it
"Officially, since May"
I start talking about all of this stuff, the boards, DD, OTK, TTWD, every acronym you can conjure. We go to his apartment and he is talking about electrical engineering, and how an electrical circuit is the physical representation of a logic statement. It's humorous because his scientific talk would be intermingled with drug talk. He snorted a line of coke, right in front of me! What happened to little Mark?
"So how does a scene go?" He asks
"Well, it's different each time, sometimes there is cornertime, and sometimes there is scolding." I said kind of timidly blushing. "Then the top might pat his or her lap and the bottom would go, um OTK-- Over the knee." I giggled
"Do you want to try a scene?" He has a bit of a stutter, but he said that sentence with such certainty I was shocked.
"What, Now?!" I said in a grave whisper SERIOUSLY??
"With your mom sleeping in the room over?" Nooooo way!
"How loud can it be?"
I almost burst in laughter 'How loud can it be?' ha ha ha ha ha
Well he had a solution, we went down to the gym room in his apartment building, it was 3 in the am, and did the scene there. He laid me over a yoga ball and I told him usually you warm up with a hand spanking.
SMACK WHAM THWAP smack SMACKity
The inconsistancies were funny, I kind of just let him play on my butt.
OMG I'm converting a vanilla.
SMACK smack SMACK smack SMACK
He was playing a rhythm on my butt ha ha ha. Then he started to rub it, as I suggested. I told him if you want your bottom to last, you need to rub in between smackings.
"There must be some sort of optimization equation for the ratio of spanking time to rubbing to get the most effective spanking." He said in perfect Mark style.
After some rubbing I gave him permission to use the belt. he didn't double it properly at first, and his swing was very small, so I taught him how to do it and HOLY SHIT.
I told him I'd blog about him, but I was behind on my blogging.
"Well do you think that was very smart to your fans at large on the internet 2.0" (something like that)
I laughed, he was trying to be toppy it was cute.
After I taught him how to use a belt, he was leaving welts on one side and barely hitting the other. ALL in all I thing it was a good first time experience for him, and a very fun reunion ;)